Justin Smoak or Pass?

Do or Die for Smoak this Season. Well, not DIE for real, but a Major League death to be sure.

Jesus Montero: Running Man

Jesus Montero Gets Off Season Running Lessons!

Gus Chiggins, Ol' Timey Prospecter

Someone is interested in Chone Figgins! Yeah, I KNOW! Seriously.

Tom Wilhelmsen; Bartender

A Great nickname, or THE GREATEST nickname? Discuss.

What a Friend We Have In Seag-us

Kyle Seager; Surprise Team Leader in Home Runs Last Year.

Rauuuuuuuuullll Ibanez

Welcome Back AGAIN, Raul!

Dustin Ackley and the Junior Jump?

Dustin Ackley's Sophomore Slump is a thing of the past. Here's to his Junior Jump!

Brendan Ryan has a NEW Sponsor!

Dyson Vacuums has sponsored Brendan Ryan for being the greatest defensive shortstop in the bigs.

Joe Saunders

Welcome to town, Joe.

Kendrys Morales and Schadenfreude

Shawn Kell(e)y Shoppach

M's utilize the little known "Similar Name Swap" Clause to turn Shawn Kelley into Kelly Shoppach. Slow Clap, JackZ. Slow Clap.

Felix Hernandez

Felix is EXTENDED!!!!!!! Podcast Below: